Saturday, January 23, 2016

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE



I don't Want to live on this planet anymore
Darwin Awards nominees get nominated based on five things: Inability to reproduce (must be dead or rendered sterile), excellence (astoundingly stupid judgment), self-selection (cause of one’s own demise), maturity (capable of sound judgment) and Veracity (the event must be verified). 

In Layman’s terms: you really have to be a dumb-ass to get a Darwin Award. Julius Malema should have gotten one ages ago (in my humble opinion).

2013 has had it’s fair share of stupid individuals doing stupid things, just take a look at these five Darwin Awards winners below.

UPDATE: And yes, after much criticism I realize that all these people below DON’T qualify for the awards based on the criteria but they are still stupid and SHOULD be sterilized or shot.



Darwin Awards 2013

Friday, January 22, 2016

Dog of Tithwal



                                 



                                             Quotations . 

         Written in Urdu by Sadaat Hasan Monto


      Translated by Sardar Khushwant Singh ji 

        published in an excellent book named 

 Selected Stories by Khushwant Singh Land of five rivers


                                          IN THE LORD'S ERA

                                    1948

                            FRONT LINE

                              'TITHWAL'


Dog of Tithwal

The soldiers had been entrenched in their positions for several weeks, but there was 



The soldiers had been entrenched in their positions for several weeks, but there was little, if any, fighting, except for the dozen rounds they ritually exchanged every day. The weather was extremely pleasant. The air was heavy with the scent of wild flowers and nature seemed to be following its course, quite unmindful of the soldiers hiding behind rocks and camouflaged by mountain shrubbery. The birds sang as they always had and the llowers were in bloom. Bees buzzed about lazily.



Only when a shot rang out, the birds got startled and took Right, as if a musician had struck a jarring note on his instrument. It was almost the end of September, neither hot nor cold. It seemed as if summer and winter had made their peace. In the blue skies, cotton clouds floated all day like barges on a lake.

The soldiers seemed to be getting tired of this indecisive war where nothing much ever happened. Their positions were quite impregnable. The two hills on which they were placed faced each other and were about the same height, so no one side had an advantage. Down below in the valley, a stream zigzagged furiously on its stony bed like a snake.

The air force was not involved in the combat and neither of the adversaries had heavy guns or mortars. At night, they would light huge fires and hear each others' voices echoing through the hills.

The last round of tea had just been taken. The fire had gone cold. The sky was clear and there was a chill in the air and a sharp, though not unpleasant, smell of pine cones. Most of the soldiers were already asleep, except Jamadar Harnam Singh, who was on night watch. At two o'clock, he woke up Ganda Singh to take over. Then he lay down, but sleep was as far away from his eyes as the stars in the sky. He began to hum a Punjabi folk song:

Buy me a pair of shoes, my lover A pair of shoes with stars on them Sell your buffalo, if you have to But buy me a pair of shoes With stars on them

It made him feel good and a bit sentimental. He woke up the others one by one. Banta Singh, the youngest of the soldiers, who had a sweet voice, began to sing a lovelorn verse from Heer Ranjha, that timeless Punjabi epic of love and tragedy. A deep sadness fell over them. Even the grey hills seemed to have been affected by the melancholy of the song.

This mood was shattered by the barking of a dog. Jamadar Harnam Singh said, 'Where has this son of a bitch materialized from?'

The dog barked again. He sounded closer. There was a rustle in the bushes. Banta Singh got up to investigate and came back with an ordinary mongrel in tow. He was wagging his tail. 'I found him behind the bushes and he told me his name was Jhun Jhun,' Banta Singh announced. Everybody burst out laughing.

The dog went to Harnam Singh who produced a cracker from his kitbag and threw it on the ground. The dog sniffed at it and was about to eat it, when Harnam Singh snatched it away. '. . . Wait, you could be a Pakistani dog.'

They laughed. Banta Singh patted the animal and said to Harnam Singh, 'Jamadar sahib,JhunJhun is an Indian dog.' 'Prove your identity,' Harnam Singh ordered the dog, who began to wag his tail.

'This is no proof of identity. All dogs can wag their tails,' Harnam Singh said.

'He is only a poor refugee,' Banta Singh said, playing with his tail.

Harnam Singh threw the dog a cracker which he caught in midair. 'Even dogs will now have to decide if they are Indian or Pakistani,' one of the soldiers observed.

Harnam Singh produced another cracker from his kitbag. 'And all Pakistanis, including dogs, will be shot.'

A soldier shouted, 'India Zindabad ! '

The dog, who was about to munch his cracker, stopped dead in his tracks, put his tail between his legs and looked scared. Harnam Singh laughed. 'Why are you afraid of your own country? Here, Jhun Jhun, have another cracker.'

The morning broke very suddenly, as if someone had switched on a light in a dark room. It spread across the hills and valleys of Titwal, which is what the area was called.
The war had been going on for months, but nobody could be quite sure who was winning it.

Jamadar Harnam Singh surveyed the area with his binoculars. He could see smoke rising from the opposite hill, which meant that, like them, the enemy was busy preparing breakfast.

Subedar Himmat Khan of the Pakistan army gave his huge moustache a twirl and began to study the map of the Titwal sector. Next to him sat his wireless operator who was trying to establish contact with the platoon commander to obtain instructions. A few feet away, the soldier Bashir sat on the ground, his back against a rock and his rifle in front of him.

He was humming:
Where did you spend the night, my love, my moon?
Where did you spend the night?

Enjoying himself, he began to sing more loudly, savouring the words. Suddenly, he heard Subedar Himmat Khan scream,

'Where did you spend the night?'

But this was not addressed to Bashir. It was a dog he was shouting at. He had come to them from nowhere a few days ago, stayed in the camp quite happily and then suddenly disappeared last night. 

However, he had now returned like a bad coin. (KHOTA SIKKA)

Bashir smiled and began to sing to the dog. 'Where did you spend the night, where did you spend the night?' But he only wagged his tail.

 Subedar Himmat Khan threw a pebble at him. 'All he can do is wag his tail, the idiot.'

'What has he got around his neck?' Bashir asked. One of the soldiers grabbed the dog and undid his makeshift rope collar. 

There was a small piece of cardboard tied to it. 'What does it say?' the soldier, who could not read, asked.

Bashir stepped forward and with some difficulty was able to decipher the writing. 'It says JhunJhun.'

Subedar Himmat Khan gave his famous moustache another mighty twirl and said, 'Perhaps it is a code. Does it say anything else, Bashirey?'

'Yes sir, it says it is an Indian dog.'

'What does that mean?' Subedar Himmat Khan asked.

'Perhaps it is a secret,' Bashir answered seriously.

'If there is a secret, it is in that word Jhun Jhun,' another soldier ventured in a wise guess.

'You may have something there,' Subedar Himmat Khan observed.

Dutifully, Bashir read the whole thing again. 'JhunJhun. This is an Indian dog.'

Subedar Himmat Khan picked up the wireless set and spoke to his platoon commander, providing him with a detailed account of the dog's sudden appearance in their position, his equally sudden disappearance the night before and his return that  morning. 'What are you talking about?' the platoon commander asked.

Subedar Himmat Khan studied the map again. Then he tore up a packet of cigarettes, cut a small piece from it and gave it to Bashir. 'Now write on it in Gurmukhi, the language of those Sikhs . . .'

'What should I write?'

'Well . . .'

Bashir had an inspiration. 'Shun Shun, yes, that's right. We counter JhunJhun with Shun Shun.'

'Good,' Subedar Himmat Khan said approvingly. 'And add:
This is a Pakistani dog.'

Subedar Himmat Khan personally threaded the piece of paper through the dog's collar and said, 'Now go join your family.'

He gave him something to eat and then said, 'Look here, my friend, no treachery. The punishment for treachery is death.'

The dog kept eating his food and wagging his tail. Then Subedar Himmat Khan turned him round to face the Indian position and said, 'Go and take this message to the enemy, but come back. These are the orders of your commander.'

The dog wagged his tail and moved down the winding hilly track that led into the valley dividing the two hills. Subedar Himmat Khan picked up his rifle and fired in the air.

The Indians were a bit puzzled, as it was somewhat early in the day for that sort of thing. Jamadar Harnam Singh, who in any case was feeling bored, shouted, 'Let's give it to them.'

The two sides exchanged fire for half an hour, which, of course, was a complete waste of time. Finally, Jamadar Harnam Singh ordered that enough was enough. He combed his long hair, looked at himself in the mirror and asked Banta Singh, 'Where has that dog Jhun Jhun gone?'

'Dogs can never digest butter, goes the famous saying,' Banta Singh observed philosophically.

Suddenly, the soldier on lookout duty shouted, 'There he comes.'

'Who?' Jamadar Harnam Singh asked.

'What was his name?JhunJhun,' the soldier answered.

'What is he doing?' Harnam Singh asked.

'Just coming our way,' the soldier replied, peering through his binoculars.

Subedar Harnam Singh snatched them from him. 'That's him all right and there's something round his neck. But, wait, that's the Pakistani hill he's coming from, the motherfucker.'

He picked up his rifle, aimed and fired. The bullet hit some rocks close to where the dog was. 

He stopped.

Subedar Himmat Khan heard the report and looked through his binoculars. The dog had turned round and was running back.

 'The brave never run away from battle. Go forward and complete your mission,' he shouted at the dog. To scare him, he fired in his general direction. Harnam Singh fired at the same time. The bullet passed within inches of the dog, who leapt in the air, flapping his ears.

Subedar Himmat Khan fired again, hitting some stones.

It soon became a game between the two soldiers, with the dog running round in circles in a state of great terror. Both Himmat Khan and Harnam Singh were laughing
boisterously. The dog began to run towards Harnam Singh, who abused him loudly and fired. The bullet caught him in the leg. He yelped, turned around and began to run towards Himmat Khan, only to meet more fire, which was only meant to scare him. 'Be a brave boy. If you are injured, don't let that stand between you and your duty. Go, go, go,' the Pakistani shouted.


The dog turned. One of his legs was now quite useless. He began to drag himself towards Harnam Singh, who picked up his rifle, aimed carefully and shot him dead.

Subedar Himmat Khan sighed, 'The poor bugger has been martyred.'

Jamadar Himmat Singh ran his hand over the still-hot barrel of his rifle and muttered, 'He died a dog's death.'




















Thursday, January 21, 2016

OROP KRANTI:: ANOMALIES LETTER SENT TO RM

SOURCE ::FACEBOOK,IESM




       ANOMALIES LETTER SENT TO  RM 


                               SIGNED  BY


                      COL INDERJIT SINGH


                      LT GEN BALBIR SINGH

                                      AND 

                 MAJ GENERALSATBIR SINGH 



21 JAN 2016


The Raksha Mantri
South Block, Ministry of Defence
New Delhi


Urgent Need to RectifyAnomalies in OROP

    in Govt notification dated 7 Nov 15


Dear Shri Manohar Parrikar ji

Please refer to Govt executive letter dated 26 Feb 14, press release dated 5 Sep 15, Govt notification dated 7 Nov 15 and 14 Dec 15. Please also refer to the statement made by MOS Defense Sh Rao Inderjit Singh in Parliament on 2 Dec in reply to question asked by Sh Rajeev Chandrashekhar regarding implementation of OROP. (All attached)

One Rank One Pension was approved by UPA Govt in budget dated 17 Feb 14 and then by NDA Govt in their budget dated 10 Jun 14. UPA Government issued an executive order dated 26 Feb 14 for the implementation of OROP dues to veterans at the earliest. This was never implemented by the MOD nor a demand note was ever raised. The approved definition of OROP by two Governments is given below.


One Rank One Pension (OROP) implies that uniform pension be paid to the Armed Forces Personnel retiring in thesame rank with the same length of service irrespective of their date of retirement and any future enhancement in the rates of pension to beautomatically passed on to the past pensioners. This implies bridging the gap between the rate of pension of the current pensioners and the past pensioners, and also future enhancements in the rate of pension to be automatically passed on to the past pensioners.

OROP implies that a senior rank soldier should never draw pension less than his junior rank soldier. This cardinal principle is the soul of OROP and must never be violated.

Government issued a notification on 7 Nov 15 for implementing OROP. Government reiterated above-mentioned definition of OROP in the letter but introduced some conditions in the notification that completely destroy the definition approved by two parliaments. These conditions have created four anomalies which completely violates the definition and thereby, the soul of OROP. These anomalies are discussed in detail in succeeding paragraphs.

1) Fixation of Pension on calendar year of 2013 instead of FY of 2014:Fixation of pension as per calendar year 2013 would result in past retirees getting less pension of one increment than the soldier retiring today. This will result in past retirees drawing lesser pensions than present retirees. This will completely destroy definition of OROP approved by two Parliaments and will also result in loss of one increment across the board for past pensioners in perpetuity.

2) Fixation of pension as mean of Min and Max pension: Fixing pension as mean of Min and Max pension of 2013 would result in more anomalies wherein same ranks with same length of service will draw two or more different pensions thus violating the very principle of OROP. This issue was discussed with RM in various meetings and after due deliberations it was decided that accepting highest pension of each rank in the year would meet the requirement as base of pension.

3) Payment wef 1st Jul 14 instead of 1st Apr 14: OROP has been approved in budget of 2014-15 by two parliaments. As per norms of Government, all proposals approved in budget are applicable from 1st April of that FY. In the case of OROP, the Govt had issued specific orders to its applicability wef 1st April 14. Hence implementation date for OROP from 1st July will be against the Parliament approval. Changing the date would result in loss of 3 months emoluments for OROP across the board. However, if OROP implementation date is to be kept as 1st July, then the base pension should also be accepted as per the PPOs of July 2014.

4) Pension Equalisation every five year: Pension equalisation every five year will result in a senior rank soldier drawing lesser pension than a junior rank soldier for five years thus OROP definition will be violated for five years. This will also result in permanent violation of definition as fresh cases will come up every year.

These anomalies will result in lesser pensions to widows, soldiers, NCOs and JCOs than what will be due to them on approval of OROP. This will result in veterans not getting OROP as per approved definition and will create large discontentment across all ranks.


There is a need to have a relook at the pensions of Hon Nb Subedars, Majors and Lt Cols.

a) Some Havildars are granted rank of Hon Naib Subedar in view of their exemplary service. These soldiers are not granted pension of Naib Subedar thus making the Hon rank just ceremonial. It is requested that Hon Naib Subedars should get pension of a Naib Subedar rather than that of a Havildar. Similarly, this must be accepted as a principle and it should be applicable to all Hon ranks in case of NCOs and JCOs.

b) There are only a few Majors as veterans. Moreover no officer is retiring in Major rank now. In the past, officers were promoted to Major rank after completing 13 yrs of service whereas present officers are getting promotion of Lt Col in 13 yrs. It will be justified to grant all pensioners of the rank of Major, minimum pension of Lt Col as they cannot be compared to present retirees as officers are not retiring as Majors any more. Number of such affected officers is not more than 800 and will not cause heavy burden to Govt.

c) Similarly, all pre-2004 retiree Lt Cols should get the minimum pension of full Col. Presently all officers retire in the rank of Colonel hence all Lt Col equivalents should be granted min pension of Colonels

In view of above you are requested to rectify these anomalies and issue addendum to notification issued on 7 Nov 15 for implementation of OROP. We strongly believe that there will be no requirement of judicial committee for attending to anomalies creeping up in implementation of OROP. Grant of increase in pension in case of honorary ranks and Majors and Lt Col must also be approved as a good will gesture.

This letter is being signed by three major organizations with the approval of more than 200 organizations. List of such organizations is attached.

Lt Gen Balbir Singh Col Inderjit Singh Maj Gen Satbir Singh
Chairman IESL Chairman AIEWA Chairman IESM
Advisor UFESM Chairman UFESM Advisor UFESM


Copy to:

· Mr Arun Jaitley, Finance Minister, North Block, Finance Ministry, Government of India

· Mr Jayant Sinha, MoS, Finance, North Block, Finance Ministry, Government of India

· General Dalbir Singh, PVSM, UYSM, AVSM, VSM, ADC, Chief of Army Staff

· Air Chief Marshal Arup Raha, PVSM, AVSM, VM, ADC, Chief of the Air Staff & Chairman Chiefs of Staffs Committee (CoSC)

· Admiral RK Dhowan, PVSM, AVSM, YSM, ADC, Chief of Naval Staff

































OROP KRANTI ::MOM of the meeting WITH MOS FINANCE MR Jayant Sinha on 20 JAN 2016

SOURCE: FACEBOOK IESM




Enclosed are the MOM of the meeting                       WITH MOS FINANCE 
     MR Jayant Sinha on 20 JAN 2016 
Minutes of the meeting of UFESM (JM) delegation with Honorable MOS Finance on 20 Jan 2016

A delegation of UFESM (JM) met Minister of State for Finance, Mr. Jayant Sinha at his residence today. The meeting lasted for approximately two hours in a very congenial and amicable atmosphere. To commence the discussion Maj Gen Satbir Singh,SM enumerated the definition of One Rank One Pension (OROP) as specified in the Koshiyari Committee report. It was pointed out that notification issued on 7th Nov has four major anomalies in the implementation of One Rank One Pension (OROP). The delegation presented the four anomalies and explained that these anomalies if not corrected would completely destroy the definition of OROP. These would also severely affect pension of JCOs and lower ranks. It was conveyed that the delegation of UFESM(JM) represents 158 ESM organisations in the country.


Specifically anomalies highlighted by the delegation are as follows:

1) Fixation of pension as of mean average; It was explained that fixing pension as mean of Min and Max pension would result in more anomalies wherein same ranks would result in two or more different pensions thus violating the very principle of OROP. This issue was discussed with RM in various meetings and after due deliberations it was decided that top of the band of each rank would be accepted as base of pension.


2) Fixation of Pension on calendar year of 2013 instead of FY of 2014: it was pointed out that fixation pension as per calendar year 2013 would result in past retirees getting less pension of one increment than the soldier retiring today. This will result in past retirees drawing fewer pensions than present retirees. The implication being the loss of one increment across the board for perpetuity.

3) Payment w.e.f 1st April / 1stJuly 2014: we pointed out that by changing the date there would be a loss of 3 months emoluments across the board.

4) Pension Equalization every five year; the discussion of the pension equalization every five year will result in a senior rank soldier drawing lesser pension than a junior rank soldier for five years thus OROP definition will be violated for five years. More importantly, these cases will happen every year thereby violating definition permanently.

It was brought out that these anomalies will result in lesser pensions of widows, soldiers, NCOs and JCOs than what is due to them in case of OROP. This will result in veterans not getting OROP as per approved definition. This is not acceptable.

Definition of OROP envisages that any enhancement in rate of pension must be automatically passed on to past pensioners. This aspect was deliberated upon in detail. This also included the financial aspects involved in such reviews. The fact that this had to be on an annual basis and that the financial effect was negligible was noted by the Minister.

In the continuing discussion the minister explained the financial state of the exchequer and the possible reasons which may have led the Government actions on such issues. While appreciating Govt constraints, if any, it was brought out that definition of OROP is not negotiable and hence must be implemented in letter and spirit.

Additionally appeal was made to Minister for pension of Hony ranks and pension of Majors.

a) That all Hony. Naib Subedars should get pension of a Naib Subedar rather than that of a Havaldar. Similarly this must be accepted as a principle and it should be applicable to all hony ranks in case of NCOs and JCOs.

b) It was explained to the Minister that there are only few Majors as veterans. Moreover no officer is retiring in Major rank now. Moreover past retired officers were promoted to Major rank after completing 13 yrs of service whereas these days’ officers are getting promotion of Lt Col in 11 yrs. An appeal was made to Minister to grant minimum pension of Lt Col to past Majors. Number of such affected officers is not more than 800 and will not cause heavy burden to Govt.

c) Similarly Lt Col with 26 years of service should get the minimum pension of full Col.

It was also brought to Honorable Minister’s notice that 7th pay commission awards are to be independent of present notification of OROP.

The minister suggested to the delegation to put up a formal letter categorically highlighting the four anomalies as has been discussed.

The delegation came back with a positive take away of the resumption of dialogue for resolution of OROP

Regards
Gp Capt VK Gandhi VSME
Gen Sec IESM
Flat no 801, Tower N5

Narmada Apartments
Pocket D6
Vasant Kunj
Nelson Mandela Marg
New Delhi. 110070
Mobile 09810541222


                            OROP is our right. 
           Dilution in OROP will NOT be accepted.

             IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITHOUT A SMILE
                     GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS.



F YOU SEE SOMEONE WITHOUT A SMILE GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS.
LikeComment



Wednesday, January 20, 2016

OROP KRANTI : MEETING WITH MOS FINANCE FOR OROP CLARITY.

SOURCE :FACEBOOK IESM




MEETING WITH MOS FINANCE FOR OROP CLARITY.. Continuation of NIGHT MEETING OF 18 JAN AT MIDNIGHT... GEN SATBIR N TEAM..RGDS SHARAN 
Xxxxxxxxxxxcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Meeting held in cordial atmosphere and major anomalies discussed.
Change of definition and anomalies arising out of change in definition reiterated. 
MoS agreed anomalies need to be addressed by Govt as policy review rather than judicial.
MoS will discuss with FM and revert
Special mention made of Hony Nb Sub & Maj
Ended on positive note with assurance to continue dialogue