PAKISTAN : THE HOTTEST DESTINATION FOR HIGHER EDUCATION & INTERNATIONAL CAREERS

SOURCE: PAKISTAN

         Careers in Pakistan

DOING THE ROUNDS OF THE NET , PLEASE !!!

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 In Pakistan,  options for professional courses after High School are as follows :

  CITIZENSHIP  OR VISA NO BAR. PREVIOUS CRIMINAL RECORD WILL EARN EXTRA CREDIT & BONUS  POINTS

 

 [ Education is free with only one term of reference ie one has to volunteer as a unpaid practitioner of the subject mastered for an unspecified period on finishing the course. Exceptional brilliant students may be granted a premature degree & given a chance to become a 'SHAHID'. At the end of the contract if he is lucky to become a  'SHAHID' Allaha may gift him with a bonzana of 

"Jahanat  and  SIXTEEN  YEARS OLD SIXTEEN  'HOORS' " 

ONE CAN APPLY FOR ANY ONE OR ALL STREAMS mentioned below

 

JEE - Jehadi Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Islamist Administrative Services

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Radical Extermination

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies.

MBA - Masters in Bio-nuclear