Sunday, December 31, 2017

FOOD FOR THOUGHT -2018 WISH U ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR (R)

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                      FOOD FOR THOUGHT -2018             
                                 WISH U ALL 
                         A HAPPY NEW YEAR
SCHOOL - 1950s v 2017


Scenario : 
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 

1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 

2017 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault.
Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months.
School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.


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Scenario :
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 

1950s - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 


2017 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD – result deemed to be positive.

Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

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Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 

1950s - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 

2017 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail. 

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Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school. 

1950s - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with, passes exams and becomes a solicitor.

2017 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons.
Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.


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Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin and blows up a wasp's nest. 

1950s - Wasps  die. 

2017- Police and
Anti-Terrorism Squad called.

Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an aeroplane again.


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Scenario :
Johnny falls over while playing football during morning break and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.  She hugs him to comfort him


1950s - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done.

2017 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.. She faces 3 years in prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay. 


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This should be sent to every e-mail address you know
to remind us how stupid we have become!

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