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Not Dalit or Jain, Lord Hanuman was a Muslim

                                                                                                             IndiaToday.in

Lord Hanuman would never have been remembered by the Indians as much as now - in the run up to the general election next year. What began as Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath suggesting the deity was a deprived and probably, a Dalit has now snowballed into a saga of unending innuendos.

A certain Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) leader has now said that Lord Hanuman was a Muslim.

"Humaara maanna hai ki Hanumanji musalmaan thhay. Issliye musalmaanon mein naam rakha jaata hai Rehman, Ramzam, Farman, Zeeshan, Qurbaan. Saare naam kareeb kareeb unke naam se miltey hain [We believe Lord Hanuman was a Muslim. That's why all the Muslim names are derived from his name]," BJP MLC Bukkal Nawab was quoted as saying by ANI.

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This is the third religious identity given to Lord Hanuman ever since Adityanath did the honour.

Adityanath had, during a poll rally in Malakheda of Alwar district last month, said, "Hanuman was a forest dweller, deprived and a Dalit. Bajrang Bali worked to connect all Indian communities together, from north to south and east to west."

BJP MP Savitribai Phule on December 4 said Lord Hanuman was a Dalit and slave to manuvadi people. Manuvad comes from the term Manuvada, which denotes the culture of a society governed by Manusmritia code of conduct for human society.

Lord Hanuman was a Dalit and a slave of 'manuwadi' people. He was a Dalit and a human. He did all for Lord Ram then why he was given a tail and his face was blackened, she said.

By claiming that Hanuman as a slave to manuvadi people, Phule took a step ahead of Adityanath and referred to him as a tribal.

Rajasthan Sarv Brahmin Mahasabha president Suresh Mishra then sent a notice to Adityanath, accusing him of dragging Lord Hanuman's caste for political gain for the BJP in the then poll-bound state.

Following this, a Jain priest in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, claimed Lord Hanuman was neither a Dalit nor a tribal, but a Jain.

Aacharya Nirbhay Sagar Maharaj, who heads a Jain temple in Samasgad, nearly 25 km from Bhopal, said according to Jain scriptures, Lord Hanuman was a Jain. He was part of the 169 great persons identified in Jainism.

The Congress party even launched a salvo at the BJP through a poster.

The poster was divided into three parts, out of which the second part showed Lord Hanuman coming out of the BJP office, which issues caste certificates, with -- wait for it -- a Dalit certificate.

And with Nawab's recent statement, it looks like this indigenous battle of dividing Gods and Goddesses on the basis of castes is not going to end any time soon. It will only be furthered.

DEPORT HER TO INDIA! INDIA NEEDS HER !!

      DEPORT HER TO INDIA !  INDIA NEEDS HER  !!

                           Way to go Granny!!!

            The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,
said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:  "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said.

"The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her grand-daughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital,I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself because I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place 'till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. "I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway, and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled.

"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know."
"Then I went in and shot the other one, as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.

"What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.

         Granny you are welcome in India 
                                
                                   &     

     if possible get a couple  of more like you. 

   This country is in dire need of  like your ilk



                                                                        AND

          BE ASSURED YOUR STATUE  WILL BE                              INCARNATED 
                                     AS
              AN AVTAR OF MAA KALI

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                           MASTERSTROKE BY MODIJI

                        SHIVAJI STATUE

Why Shivaji statue is the best thing to happen to Maharashtra

The statue will save farmers, spy on Pakistan and turn into Batman at night

        *This is a public service message!*

*Many are cribbing about the cost of the Shivaji statue! What they do not know is this statue is a masterstroke by Modi ji which will pay for itself many times over!*

*The statue is made of Amorphous Silicon, Cadmium Telluride & Copper Indium Gallium Selenide [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copper_indium_gallium_selenide_solar_cells.] This is exactly the same material used to make solar cells. Our govt consulted Dr. Immonen Kirsi, Senior Solar Scientist at VTT Research, Finland to develop technology to mould these materials into a statue form. This research took 2.5 years & on Dec 3, Dr. Kirsi sent a private email to Modi ji that it's now ready for mainstream use! The statue will generate enough electricity to power all govt offices in Mumbai!*

*The statue also has Radial Uniform Projection And Ranging (RUPAR) [ https://scholar.google.co.in/scholar?q=Radial+Uniform+Projection+And+Ranging&btnG=&hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&as_vis=1 ] technology to track boats in the Arabian Sea to prevent a repeat of the 2008 Mumbai attack where the terrorists entered India through the sea. RUPAR is the next generation of SONAR technology & has been developed at the Indian Institute of Science, Bengaluru!*

*Congratulations to all of us!*

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*Pls spread this msg to everyone on your personal networks!*

*Jai Hind!*

Why Shivaji statue is the best thing to happen to Maharashtra

The statue will save farmers, spy on Pakistan and turn into Batman at night

As the country struggles with demonetisation, something that has actually killed people, the government seems to have given up all pretence of even trying to mitigate this economic blunder has turned its eyes towards what all politicians in India do, appeasement of voter base.

Narendra Modi, on Saturday, laid the foundation stone for the Rs 3,600 crore-grand memorial for Shivaji Maharaj off the Mumbai city coast. The 192-metre statue of Chhatrapati Shivaji is expected to be completed by 2019.

Rs 3,600 crore is a huge amount. Not just as a standalone figure, but also in comparison to what the Maharashtra government has allocated as budget, in more essential sectors. It’s seven times the budget for building new rural roads and fixing old ones. It’s five times the budget for the state’s electricity generation projects. And it is an amount that could have easily restored 300 heritage sites all across Maharashtra.

But of course, who cares about all of that boring stuff, when you can dazzle the world with a giant statue that no one really needs. Or maybe that’s what you have been led to believe. Quite like the ingenious new Rs 2,000 note. 

This soon-to-be an expensive reality has a host of secret features in it, that the masses are not aware of. Let’s have a look:

1) The statue turns into Batman at night and protects the city from crime.

2) The statue is secretly full of soldiers who are ready to protect the coast of Mumbai from invaders and terrorists. This idea might seem like it’s copied from the story of Helen of Troy, but actually it was the 

Trojans who stole this idea from pre-

Vedic texts.

3) The Shivaji statue has 7,00,000 vacuum cleaners attached to its bottom that will clean not only the filth in the sea, but also the disgusting, yet somehow popular Juhu beach.

4) Not everyone would know this, but the Shivaji statue has high-resolution satellite operated cameras attached to it, that will be able to keep an eye on Pakistan, thanks to its staggering height.

5) Every time you rub a new Rs 2,000 note on the statue, the GPS chips in both activate a code that detects black money being deposited by hawalas in Switzerland.

6) Farmer suicides will be brought down by 78.235 per cent with this Shivaji statue because it covertly purifies sea water and transfers it to drought-stricken areas.

7) The Shivaji statue is a hidden nuclear bunker that can and will protect all Mumbaikars in the off chance that Donald Trump accidentally nukes India by spilling coffee on the launch button.

8) The Shivaji statue will connect with a Reliance Jio SIM and program everyone’s minds to become more idealistic and lawful.

(This one isn’t even that far from the truth considering what the cabinet minister for finance, planning and a forest department in Maharashtra, Sudhir Mungantiwar, believes in. For real. In an interview with Mid-Day last year, Mungantiwar said,

 “The issue is not of money, but about society getting inspired by Shivaji’s ideology. When even one person implements his ideology, for me the value of that is more than Rs 1,000 crore. Today, we have to spend Rs 15,000 crore on the police department, but if everyone starts following the ideology of Shivaji Maharaj and becomes an ideal citizen, my allocation in the budget can come down by Rs 3,000 crore. Suppose some goons are following a woman and someone shouts out the slogan ‘Jai Chhatrapati’ and comes to her rescue. Isn’t he doing the work of the police? This happens. People have given up their life to do what’s right, there is a long list, and even Prime Minister  Modi has done it. Even he is made of the ideology of Chhatrapati.")

9) The giant statute in the sea will help fishermen all over the coast by killing all the fish in the nearby area, making their jobs easier.

10) Despite the exorbitant Rs 3,600 crore price tag, it is said that if you pray to the statue with all your faith focussed in on it, you will receive the statue’s price one rupee a day, making you insanely rich in just 3,600 crore days. 

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  Who says Shivaji wouldn't want a brand new statue?

An appeal to the Govt by a Tax Evader. 😁😁

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An appeal to the Govt by a Tax Evader. 😁

😁(Source- Via FB A/c of Air Warriors of IAF (Achutan Raghavan & Krishnamurthi) 

Dear Government 

On behalf of Professionals & Businessmen, 

I am sending you some facts .. 

Please Understand 

We are not doing Tax '"Chori"' ... this is Tax saving (a bit of evading too) . This is to ensure security of our family, kids and their future for any adversity. 

1. We bought Generators/Inverter to OUR  houses .. because Govt. failed to provide constant Electricity⚡  

2. We installed Submersible Pumps .. because Govt. Failed to provide Water   

3. We hired own security Guards .. because Govt. Failed to provide Security  

4. We made Public Schools.. because Govt failed to provide Good Education  

5. Hospitals to avail proper care and treatment .. because Govt. Failed to provide Good Hospitals .. 

We headed for Private 

6. We bought  Cars because Govt. failed to Provide good Transportation 

 

Finally.., What the Tax Payer gets in Return at the retirement, when he needs most to survive ?? 

Nothing , no social security. But instead all his life his hard earned income resource is used by Government to distribute subsidies and free distribution in the name of welfare schemes among masses to buy "free votes" to those who dont pay any taxes. 

Above all what govt do with our (tax) money? 

Open courts-which do not give judgement 

Open police station-which work's for politicians 

Open hospital which do not treat us 

Build roads in which 40-100% corruption 

Endless list 

Like Western developed Countries if Indian Government could provide all the above 

Why would anyone Save Taxes ???? 

We All know that the Major Tax revenue of Taxes are consumed by Government Officials and Politicians ( Billions of Dollars  are lying in foreign Banks) . 

A manufacturer works at a margin of between 2% to 10% , whereas government needs 30% of his income to cover it's expenditures. How fair it is all ?? 

That's the reason no one wants to pay Taxes . 

We save Taxes for our Necessities , for our own old age , for our safety , security and this phenomenon is the sign of failure of a Government of the State in discharging it's own functions fairly and efficiently. Governmentin alone is responsible for this. 

But on other hand 

We challenge that if supposing Govt announces that 1000 crore is required for Indian Army or Floods or Earthquake victims !!! 

The same amount will be deposited within couple of days by these "Tax Savers" only. 

Only they "Tax Savers"  come forward with open hearts.