Showing posts with label Short Story & Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Short Story & Humour. Show all posts

Friday, June 3, 2016

STORY :They Starved This Baby On Purpose. But Nothing Can Prepare You For THIS…

SOURCE:
http://www.pawmygosh.com/angel-rescue/?utm_source=ddb&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=animals




They Starved This Baby On Purpose. But Nothing Can Prepare You For THIS…

Angel was found purposely starved and on the brink of death. Knowing her survival would take a miracle, Rescue From The Hart took the dying dog in and made a promise to not give up. What happens is unlike anything you’ve ever seen.




Please make a small donation and help us save more lives: http://www.rescuefromthehart.org
Watch Angel receive a standing ovation on Fox’s “All-Star Dog Rescue” on Thanksgiving. Fox – 8pm/7pm

 Check out Angel’s ongoing progress on our FB page:

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

beautiful..Magnifique

SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMq1FqiM8Qc


                    


                       beautiful..Magnifique




Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaaya

Hum Ne Usey Hindu Ya Musalmaan Banaaya

Qudarat Ne To Bakshi Thi Humey Ek Hi Dharti

...
Hum Ne Kahin Bharat Kahin Iran Banaaya
-Sahir Ludhiyanvi

 
This is so beautiful..Magnifique



























 

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Baptizing






                              Baptizing
 
 
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An     man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he
comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into
the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns
around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he
asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts,
"Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him
back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies,
"No, I haven't found Jesus!" The preacher, shocked at the answer,
dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the
water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?" The drunk answers,
"No, I haven't found Jesus!"

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk
again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

(get ready for this)


The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water,
catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
*
*
*
*
*
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*
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"Are you sure this is where he fell in?”

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

A SON TOOK HIS OLD FATHER TO A RESTAURANT !!!!!!!










                    A SON TOOK HIS OLD FATHER
                                    TO
                    A RESTAURANT !!!!!!!



A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. 

Others diners watched him in disgust while his son was calm. 

After he finished eating, his son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted his spectacles firmly. When they came out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that. 

The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.

At that time, an old man amongst the dinerscalled out to the son and asked him, "Don't you think you have left something behind?".

The son replied, "No sir, I haven't".




The old man retorted, "Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every father".





The restaurant went silent.



































Monday, May 11, 2015

RAVANA'S LAST ADVICE





                       RAVANA'S  LAST ADVICE



The last stages of the war in Ramayana.
 

Blood flowing like a river. The vanquished Ravana lying on the ground, groaning in pain, awaiting his death. 
 

Rama calls Lakshmana .

Lakshmana, the ever obedient brother says “Yes brother, what do I have to do”



Dear Lakshmana, I have a very important job for you. For all his faults, Ravana is still a great man, very learned, full of wisdom. A great Siva Bhakta. A benevolent Chakravarty. Singer, musician, expert in Veena, knows al the Vedas by heart. Please go to him, pay your respects and request him to share his learning before he departs from this world. 
 
 

The ever obedient Lakshmana immediately proceeds to the place where Ravana is lying. He stood near his head. Hearing the footsteps and recognising that Lakshmana is standing near his head, Ravana keeps quiet.
 
 
Lakshmana waits a long time and returns frustrated. 
 

Reports to Rama what happened. Rama, the all knowing, smiles. Lakshmana, when you go to someone for learning, you have to stand at their feet, not sit on their head. Learn to pay proper respect to Ravana so that he can impart his learnings.





Lakshmana goes back and stands near Ravana’s feet. Looking at Lakshmana, Ravana smiles and welcomes him. Dear brother Lakshmana, welcome. How can I be of service to you asks Ravana. Lakshmana keeps silent.
 
 
Ravana understands the purpose for which Lakshmana has come. He requests Lakshmana to come near him so that he can whisper in his ears.
Says Ravana, I will teach you the 3 most important things which all must follow in their lives :
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1. Please Don’t get hooked to Whatsapp



2. Don’t use Facebook 



3. While driving, please don’t use your Mobile.



You will succeed in your life.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Grandpa's Hands‏


                       



                         Grandpa's Hands ‏


Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench.

  He didn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands.  When I sat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat, I wondered if he was OK.

 Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK.


 He raised his head and looked at me and smiled.  "Yes, I'm fine.  Thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice.


 "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to him.


"Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked.  "I mean really looked at your hands?"




 I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them.  I turned them over, palms up and then palms down.  No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point he was making. Grandpa smiled and related this story:




 "Stop and think for a moment about the hands you have, how they have served you well throughout your years.  These hands, though wrinkled, shriveled, and weak have been the tools I have used all my life to reach out and grab and embrace life.  They put food in my mouth and clothes on my back.

 *   As a child my mother taught me to fold them in prayer.

 *   They tied my shoes and pulled on my boots.

 *   They have been dirty, scraped and raw, swollen and bent.

 *   They were uneasy and clumsy when I tried to hold my newborn son.

 *   Decorated with my wedding band they showed the world that I was married and loved someone special.

 *   They trembled and shook when I buried my parents and spouse and walked my daughter down the aisle.

 *   They have covered my face, combed my hair, and washed and cleansed the rest of my body.

 *   They have been sticky and wet, bent and broken, dried and raw.

 *   And to this day, when not much of anything else of me works real well, these hands hold me up, lay me down, and again continue to fold in prayer.

 *   These hands are the mark of where I've been and the ruggedness of my life.


I will never look at my hands the same again.  But I remember God reached out and took my grandpa's hands and led him home.
When my hands are hurt or sore I think of Grandpa.  I know he has been stroked and caressed and held by the hands of God.  I, too, want to touch the face of God and feel His hands upon my face.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

PREMCHAND's "BOODHI KAKKI & "ADVANI" BJP's GRAND OLD MAN

SOURCE:
http://www.firstpost.com/politics/old-man-begone-modis-humiliation-advani-unkind-may-backfire-2187601.html







         PREMCHAND's "BOODHI  KAKKI"
                                          &
           BJP's GRAND OLD MAN "ADVANI"

       Old man begone! Modi’s humiliation of            Advani is unkind and may backfire


 
 
 
Premchand (Hindi: प्रेमचंद, Urdu: منشی پریم چند), (July 31, 1880 -- October 8, 1936) was a famous writer of modern Hindi-Urdu literature.
Premchand is one of the most celebrated writers of the Indian subcontinent,[1] and is regarded as one of the foremost Hindi-Urdu writers of the early twentieth century.[2] A novel writer, story writer and dramatist, he has been referred to as the "Upanyas Samrat" ("Emperor of Novels") by some Hindi writers.
Dhanpat Rai Srivastava being Premchand's original name,began writing under the pen name "Nawab Rai".
He switched to the name "Premchand" after his short story collection Soz-e-Watan was banned by
the British administration. He is also known as "Munshi Premchand", Munshi being a honorary prefix.
Premchand's works include more than a dozen novels, around 250 short stories, several essays and
translations of a number of foreign literary works into Hindi.
  
 
 Apr 7, 2015

 
 
 
 
Atal, Advani, Kamal Nishan, Maang Raha Hai Hindustan.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Lal Kishanchand Advani, the inspiration behind this slogan from the 90s, will be wondering how ruthless politics can be. Forget Hindustan, today even the Kamal (Lotus) party doesn’t want Advani.

Over the past few weeks, Advani was humiliated several times. At the BJP’s conclave past week, the party’s margdarshak (guide) was reduced to a mookdarshak (silent spectator). For the first time in the history of the BJP, the conclave ended without the mandatory Advani sermon. (He had skipped the 2013 meet in Goa).


LK Advani. AP
LK Advani. AP

Then, on Monday, as the BJP turned 36, Advani was not invited to the celebrations in Delhi. Like Murali Manohar Joshi, one of the founding members of the party,
Advani was forced to sulk at home as Amit Shah recounted their glorious contribution to the party’s ‘illustrious history’.


In an ironic twist to another popular slogan,
 Atal, Advani, Murali Manohar, Bhajapa Ki Ye Teen Dharohar, the party’s heritage was consigned to history on a historic day. A party that boasts of shuchita, sanskar and Bharatiyata, committed the distinctly un-Bharatiya sin of locking away the family elder


(Premchand’s poignant story Boodhi Kaki immediately comes to mind) while everyone else was celebrating.


Since Advani has not spoken in public, or updated his blog, it is difficult to know how he will be feeling, or why he was ignored.

“Is this the BJP’s sanskar, is this the Ram Rajya I had planned to establish with my rath yatras?” he may be wondering.

                                              OR

 will he be commiserating with Shahjahan, who was dethroned, marginalized, humiliated and locked up by his successor?


The latest twist in Advani’s parable, frankly, was unexpected. Till a few weeks ago, the BJP looked like a happy, cultured                   ‘Hum Saath, Saath Hain
type family with Advani as the respected, satiated, happy patriarch who was paraded by the family for photo-ops at every opportune occasion.


In March, Narendra Modi, Amit Shah, Advani and Joshi made a pretty picture as they stood together in Srinagar, celebrating the first saffron government in a state where its founder Syama Prasad Mookerjee died during his battle with Article 370. In Srinagar, on that winter morning, it seemed apart from the ideological compromise, Modi had struck a workable compromise also with his mentor.



But again, there is rumbling in India’s first Parivar.
It is difficult to understand why the reigning Moghuls of the BJP will want to treat Advani as Shahjahan.

He is knocking on the door of 90s, has lost his voice in the party, his loyal followers have either changed camp or have become silent and the throne and the crown sits safely on the successor’s head. What does Advani have left with him that his successors wish to take away? Why is he being pushed further when there is not even an inch left in Advani’s cramped corner? What does Modi gain by almost egging Advani to speak out against him in public?






One of the theories is that Advani has become to Modi and Shah what Prashant Bhushan had become to Arvind Kejriwal: a cantankerous preacher. According to NDTV, the BJP did not let Advani speak at the conclave because “its leaders were wary” of being told by Advani about what is wrong with the party. He was reportedly advised to get his speech vetted by the high-command, a diktat that was unacceptable to the man who once raised the temperature of the entire country with his rousing rhetoric.

Perhaps, as Kejriwal has demonstrated with greater crudity and ruthlessness, politicians despise thinkers and talkers who behave like self-anointed moral compasses for a party. When in power, everybody prefers a ‘yes man’, a follower. Carping critics and conscience keepers are unacceptable irritants, avoidable distractions. Unfortunately, Advani is well past that stage where his personality could have undergone metamorphoses.


‘Saugandh Ram Ki Khate Hain, Mandir Wahin Baneyenge,’

Advani had vowed then. Now, his detractors seem to have taken the vow of not letting Advani speak, neither wahin (Goa) nor closer home in Delhi.

 Advani appears as helpless as the disputed structure the kar sevaks had demolished in Ayodhya.

There is very little he can do as kar sevaks (in Indian political lexicon the term implies people who work against somebody) in the BJP demolish his legend. He can’t revolt, he can’t resist, and since he has eaten his own words so many times in the past, he can’t even speak up for fear of not being taken seriously.

Advani has slipped into irrelevance.


For his detractors, this can be schadenfreude; a deserved punishment for using brute force for dismantling history. But one can’t help feeling sorry for the old man. Advani is, after all, not just an ordinary founding member of the BJP. But for him and his yatras, the BJP will have perhaps taken decades to grow from a party with just two seats in 1984 to 88 five years later.
Advani gave the party its distinct Hindutva edge. His ideology and rhetoric created the climate for the rise of hardliners like Modi, nurtured successors to the throne of ‘Hindu Hriday Samrat’ Advani once occupied.


Yes, Hindustan rejected Advani. But at least the Kamal could have been a little more grateful to the man who was once its most visible Nishan.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Saturday, April 4, 2015

JUST a Weeeeeeeeeeee Bit











To Make You Laugh And Think Aloud




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'An extra-ordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so that they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter, he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

 

So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking his permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, 'They're  also looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.'

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

'Well,' said the man, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed.'

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

'Well,'the man replied, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed.'
 
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So that's what he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, 'She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry'.

So they were wed right away.

 
Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can ever imagine. 



He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

'Well,' explained the farmer, 
'She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... Pregnant when you met her.'


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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

ITALIAN WEDDING TEST







                        ITALIAN WEDDING TEST  

I was a very happy man.   My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.   So we decided to get married. 

There was only one little thing bothering me. 

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. 

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.   I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.  She never did it around anyone else. 

One day she called me and asked me to come over.  'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. 

She was alone when I arrived.  She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.  She couldn't overcome them anymore. 

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.   She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.  She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said,  "if you want one last wild fling,  just come up and have me". 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. 

I stood there for a moment.  Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.   I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! 

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.   He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family my son.' 

And the moral of this story is: 

Always keep your c*****s in your car.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

YOU MUST BE A "POLITICIAN"









                                                       BLIND BUNNY
 
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you

have no balls...

You must be a
"POLITICIAN"





























 

Monday, December 8, 2014

YOU ARE NOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT MR YOU ARE A TERRORIST







                   Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built  into his shoe and tried to light it?Did you know his trial is over?

Did you know he was sentenced?

Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio?

Didn't think so.!!!



Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.  





Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.

Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything  to say 

His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his 'allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah,' defiantlystating,


 'I think I will not apologise for my actions,'


 and told the court


 'I am at war with your country.





'Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below:






Judge Young: 


 'Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you.On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the  United States  Attorney General. 



 On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutively.  (That's 80 years.)



On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years again, to be served consecutively to the 80 years just imposed. 



The Court imposes upon you for each of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 that's an aggregate fine of $2 million.  The Court accepts the government's recommendation with respect to restitution and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines.


The Court imposes upon you an $800 special assessment. The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply because the law requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so I need go no further.




This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes.  It is afair and just sentence.  It is a righteous sentence.



Now, let me explain this to you.  We are not afraid of you or any of your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid.  We are Americans.  We have been through the fire before.  There is too much war talk here and I say that to everyone with the utmost respect.  Here in this court, we deal with individuals as individuals and care for individuals as individuals.

  As human beings, we reach out for justice.  




       You are not an enemy combatant. 


                        You are a terrorist.



               You are not a  soldier in any war.

                       You are a terrorist. 


To give you that reference, to call you a soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether the officers of government do it or your attorney does it, or if you think you are a soldier, you are not-----, you are a terrorist. 

 And we do not negotiate with terrorists. 

We do not meet with terrorists.  We do not sign documents with terrorists. 

            We hunt them down one by one
                                    and                                                                          bring them to justice.

So war talk is way out of line in this court  You are a big fellow.But you are not that big.  You're no warrior.  I've known warriors.


                                You are a terrorist.  

 A species of criminal that is guilty of multipleattempted murders.  In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the press and the TV crews were, and he said:

'You're no big deal. '


You are no big deal.


What your able counsel and what the equally able  United States attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I know how tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific.  What was it that led you here to this courtroom today?



I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing? 

 And,



I have an answer for you. 

 It may not satisfy you, but as I search this entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know.It seems to me you hate the one thing that to us is most precious. You hate our freedom.  Our individual freedom.  Our individual freedom to live as we choose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not believe as we individually choose.  Here, in this society, the very wind carries freedom.  It carries it everywhere from sea to shining sea.  It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom, so that everyone can see, truly see, that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely.  Itis for freedom's sake that your lawyers are striving so vigorously on your behalf, have filed appeals, will go on in their representation of you before other judges.

We Americans are all about freedom.  Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the measure of our own liberties.  Make no mistake though.  It is yet true that we will bear any burden; pay any price, to preserve our freedoms.  Look around this courtroom.  Mark it well.  The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here.



The day after tomorrow, it will be forgotten, but this, however, will long endure.Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America , the American people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice, not war, individual justice is in fact being done.  The very President of the  United States    through his officers will have to come into courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters can be judged and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice.See that flag, Mr. Reid? 

That's the flag of the United States of America . 

That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten.

That flag stands for freedom.

  And it always will.




Mr. Custody Officer.  Stand him down.So, how much of this Judge's comments did we hear on our TV sets? 

 Weneed more judges like Judge Young.  Pass this around.  Everyone should and needs to hear what this fine judge had to say. Powerful words that strike home.

Please SEND  this----so that everyone has a chance to read it.






  THERE IS NO TARIKH AFTER TARIKH