ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

                        ITALIAN WEDDING TEST  

I was a very happy man.   My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.   So we decided to get married. 

There was only one little thing bothering me. 

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. 

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.   I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.  She never did it around anyone else. 

One day she called me and asked me to come over.  'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. 

She was alone when I arrived.  She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.  She couldn't overcome them anymore. 

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.   She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.  She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said,  "if you want one last wild fling,  just come up and have me". 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. 

I stood there for a moment.  Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.   I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! 

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.   He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family my son.' 

And the moral of this story is: 

Always keep your c*****s in your car.